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This lightweight crewneck tee pairs quiet wit with a sharp, minimalist look. The front print shows a sharply dressed figure with the understated line “Dead inside but well dressed,” letting you wear dark humor with a clean, tailored silhouette. The soft ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin and keeps prints crisp, while the classic fit and ribbed collar keep the shape tidy whether layered under a jacket or worn alone. It’s for people who favor dry humor and sleek, easygoing style — a subtle statement that fits into everyday life without shouting.
Wear it to late-night meetups, low-key shows, or when you want an outfit that reads both polished and sardonic. The breathable lightweight fabric moves comfortably through long days and late evenings; the tear-away label and shoulder tape keep it comfortable and durable wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and durable construction — printed with DTG/DTF methods as specified
- Available in blended heathers and Natural (unprocessed cotton with subtle flecks); Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
T‑Shirt — "Dead Inside But Well Dressed" Suit Graphic Tee
$24.99
Wear it to late-night meetups, low-key shows, or when you want an outfit that reads both polished and sardonic. The breathable lightweight fabric moves comfortably through long days and late evenings; the tear-away label and shoulder tape keep it comfortable and durable wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and durable construction — printed with DTG/DTF methods as specified
- Available in blended heathers and Natural (unprocessed cotton with subtle flecks); Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean